Abby Joseph Cohen Track Record Accurate As A Broken Indicator Light

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I fired off a quick post yesterday about the “news” that Goldman Sach’s Abby Joseph Cohen declared the recession over.  If you missed it, I made the point that an arrow pointing up painted on a wall had just as accurate of a track record as Ms. Cohen did over the past decade or so.  For some reason, Cohen has a set of groupies, or fan boys, or whatever that always like to remind people of when she was “right” and, of course, always forget about when she was wrong. The truth is that Abby Joseph Cohen has never been “right”.  If your answer to a yes/no question is always the same, you aren’t getting the questions right.  You are just happening upon the questions that were written with a yes answer.  That isn’t intelligence or ability, that’s statistics. Still, so as to avoid anyone showing up and (publicly, so far, it’s only messages) saying that I have forgotten about all the really great “calls” she has made, I offer the following factual data as proof that any upward pointing arrow would have made, and lost, investors just as much money as Abby Joseph Cohen over the last 10 years. …

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Abby Joseph Cohen at Goldman Sachs Declares Recession Over

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You’ll forgive me if I don’t give a flying leap about whether or not Abby Joseph Cohen thinks the recession is over.  The Goldman Sachs perma-bull was famous for being “right” about the ever rising stock market of the 1990s.  Too bad she has never been right about a single declining stock market. Imagine you had a warning light that would light up red whenever the market was going to decline.  Imagine that light was broken and could never light up.  That light would be exactly as accurate as Abby Joseph Cohen has been since the 1990s. Compare the light to Cohen and you’ll find they have the exact same track record. Cohen Always Predicts Bull Markets The recession may actually be over.  In which case, her apologists will trot out this proclamation as another example of her being “right.”  Just keep in mind, the warning light is always making the same prediction.